Riverside FFA Chapter

Last Laff

(In Honor of the Discontinued section of the FFA New Horizons magazine)

Why was the strawberry crying?

Because his mother was in a jam

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What is E. T. short for?

His legs were only 2 inches tall

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What did the well mannered sheep say to his friend at the field gate?
After ewe!

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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
An udder failure!

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Why did the foal cough?
Because he was a little horse!
 

If you would like to submit a joke for the Last Laff page, please send an e-mail to rhsffaweb@rhsffa.org with the subject of Jokes.  All jokes will be screened before they are placed on the website.  Your name and current agriculture class must be included in the e-mail; however, neither information will be included on the website. Only e-mails from Active Riverside FFA Members will be considered.